I want to make a confession.
I smoke cigarettes.
Yep, dirty, nasty, expensive cigarettes.
I started smoking in high school. When I was in my early twenties I made a promise to my dentist, that I would quit before I turned 30.
And I did.
Quiting smoking is on the short list of hardest things I have ever done (along with finishing law school as a single mom and leaving a dysfunctional relationship). I worked with my doctor, made a plan, took Welbutrin, wore patches, used nicotine gum and relied on amazing network of people who loved me. Even with so much support in place it was awful.
Over the next 3+ years, I smoked exactly four cigarettes. Not too shabby.
I had my daughter on the first day of a new semester. I started bumming cigarettes from people between classes. Then someone told me about a place that still sold bidis. In a fit of nostalgia, I bought a pack. Then another. I told myself that they weren't really cigarettes. I kept buying bidis. I kept buying them until the store sold out. Then I bought a pack of Cloves. Again, they weren't really cigarettes. Then the FDA exercised their newfound power over tobacco, and outlawed the sale of Cloves. I went back to bumming. Eventually I broke down and bought a pack of real cigarettes. Then another. Then a carton.
I told myself I would quit after I took the bar exam.
And I did.
This time, I quit cold turkey. I had been ramping up to a quit date, but when someone offered me $10 for my last pack of cigarettes, I took it as a opportunity. I quit. And I was fine. For weeks and weeks I didn't smoke and it didn't even suck.
Then life overwhelmed me. Like a tsunami, it swallowed me whole. I was gasping, not for air, but for smoke. I went back to bumming. The best place to bum cigarettes is in front of an AA meeting. Not only are there scores of smokers, but the cigarette comes with welcome reminders to live on day at a time. It's a double whammy of solace.
Today I broke down and bought a pack of cigarettes. I smoked three in a row.
I'm not writing this because I am proud of it. I'm ashamed of it. It's bad enough to be won over by such a nasty addiction. It's even worse to carry a kit of breath mints, smelly lotions and Febreeze to prevent anyone from finding out that I'm a failure.
I'm writing this because I want to be free of my shame.
I'm human. I'm not good resisting this temptation. As soon as I click submit, it will be out there for everyone to know. It's not my nasty secret any more. Now it's just my nasty habit.
I plan to try to quit again. There is no harm in trying. And now, there is no shame in failing.
Are you human too? Are you ready to stop being ashamed of it? What is your nasty little secret?